My son has used his God-and-mother-given writing talents to compose a screen play. This is almost on the same level as the Michael Scarn screenplay find back in '09.
I have reproduced his screenplay here.
It's called:
PEOPLE ARE DIEING
If only by 'people' he meant, his dad, and if by 'dieing' he meant, drove his truck off a cliff and it exploded into a ball of flames and the insurance guy knocked on my door at 8 am to tell me my kids are getting a 50 million dollar life insurance policy... that would be the Jaws balls.
Unfortunately, by 'people' he meant teenagers, and by 'dieing' he meant being shot by a nerf gun. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Cast of characters:
Friend one: teenager
Friend two: teenager
Son: Killer
Here goes.
Scene 1 Act 1
Start
Fade in
Teenager one: hey dude
Teenager two: we really should not be here
Killer: hey get out of here
Teenager one: no
Killer: your dead (use nerf gun)
THE END
I smell sequel.
I smell sequel.
4 comments:
Hmmm. I'm thinking some of the kids from the cast of glee might want in on this.
How effing sad is it that those are the only famous teenagers I can think of?
Besides iCarly...
I can think of many teenagers who would deserve a role here....starting with my step-son. And you can even borrow Logan's Nerf gun. Let me know....I have 3 classrooms of seniors who would love to have a part.
fucking GENIOUS.
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