Thursday, October 6, 2011

PEOPLE ARE DIEING. APPARENTLY.

My son has used his God-and-mother-given writing talents to compose a screen play. This is almost on the same level as the Michael Scarn screenplay find back in '09. 

I have reproduced his screenplay here. 

It's called: 

PEOPLE ARE DIEING

If only by 'people' he meant, his dad, and if by 'dieing' he meant, drove his truck off a cliff and it exploded into a ball of flames and the insurance guy knocked on my door at 8 am to tell me my kids are getting a 50 million dollar life insurance policy... that would be the Jaws balls. 





Unfortunately, by 'people' he meant teenagers, and by 'dieing' he meant being shot by a nerf gun. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. 

Cast of characters:

Friend one: teenager

Friend two: teenager

Son: Killer 

Here goes.

Scene 1 Act 1

Start 

Fade in 

Teenager one: hey dude

Teenager two: we really should not be here

Killer: hey get out of here

Teenager one: no

Killer: your dead (use nerf gun) 

THE END

I smell sequel.